Here come the Nat’s
back from the dead
avenged by the guy
with the good-looking bald head
long gone the battle with Simon Who
As Labour lines up for the final pay
people had enough of EVs weather
and sad battles afar
and green patches laid in parliament`s grave.
The push for cars without enough plugs
when most can`t even afford a couple a jugs
welcome back Winston, time to hang up the rod
tick off past mistakes and enter the fray,
farmers need your help making some hay.
there’s David, not on the fence,
can`t wait to see, keep us not in suspense.
Te Pati Māori looks like you`ll be there
look forward to hearing a welcome song
a voice not wasted on parliament`s throng
let’s plan for the future without this green Labour hell,
where living in New Zealand
will be so swell
(Original poem)
New Zealand today 